Making "Siri"

I actually had two great ideas for this year's New Year's card and, believe it or not, I had them both at least 6 months ago. Unfortunately, one of them will probably take about a year to set up, so I have to try to do it next year. And I worked very hard on the other one for a couple months and couldn't get it to work. I still hope to use it one day. So November rolled around and I still didn't have anything to send out. At one point I was playing with my iPhone 4S and I mused that it would be nice if I could just ask Siri for a card idea. Then it hit me. Ok, it might be a little derivative of things I've done before, but still, Siri is the hottest thing of the year and it could be really funny.

So I had an idea that I thought would be really easy to whip up.