Making "iPod"
Then I had my second epiphany. I didn't have to take a picture of an iPod. Apple already has several of those on its web site. All I had to do was take a picture of an iPod screen (and make the trivial edit). So I perused the Apple site and found this photo, which I edited quickly to produce the version you see in the card. Interestingly enough, the actual production of that final image took less than an hour, even though I'd spent something like a week trying to do it the complicated way.
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